Great, now they're digging for ways to keep Johnny around. Terrific. As I've stated before, I've somehow morphed into more of an OC beat writer than posting about sports. Deal with it. It's better than posting stupid survey's on myspace all day long Filzen. But first I'd like to congratulate JG on his last post, for other reason than it was the 100th post in Brew City Beat history. It hasn't always been easy, but it feels good to be back on top. I'll save you any cheesy hangover references because I'm pretty sure that's what Saturday morning will be best served by this week. So yeah, Kaitlyn Cooper's back and Dr. Roberts has genital warts. Outstanding.
After teasing everyone before last weeks episode that Kaitlyn was returning, Schwartz, whom is reading this over a cup of coffee at the current time, decided to sandbag and hold off on the impending doom that is mini-Cooper until last night. She's a crook, a liar, a flirt and more, so basically she and The OC go together like Matkon and the 2K6 Salary Spreadsheet. Kaitlyn is alledegly 14, claims to be 16 and is most likely being cast by a 23 year old. And the kicker is she has a thing for Johnny Deadbeat. Was it just me or was that the oddest ending in OC history? I couldn't have been alone in wondering if the assumedably 18 year old Johnny was going to have a nude soak with the 14 year old Kaitlyn. Hot damn, that says OC don't it? But no dice, they rolled the credits.
I personally like bringing Kaitlyn back and so must the writers and directors because not a whole lot else happened besides Veronica Townsend and Dr. Roberts hitting it off only to have every main character plot against her to keep her away from Summer's pop. Hey JG...does Seth, Summer, Kirsten and Sandy scheming against the elder Townsend count as the official start of the JLA OC? Kirsten felt bad for setting up Veronica and the Dr. because Julie has 'fallen' for him. Huh, that's weird. I realize I'm recycling the phrase, but Dr. you best holla we want pre nup.
I must say this, after a phone call from fellow BCB'er JG, is Schwartz just rehashing his crazy idea's from seasons past? Johnny loves Marissa, Marissa is none too available so he goes for Marissa's sister. Season one we saw Luke date Marissa and swipe her V'chip in the process, then go for her mom. Good thinking Schwartz. I wonder if he's been drinking? Or maybe not drinking enough! Regardless, I'm beginning to believe that Marissa is bucking the crap out of the odds for not being in a looney tune bin for having to go through all she has in three short seasons.
I'll keep it short this week folks, and you keep it real.
QUESTIONS FROM THE COUCH
1. Did Britney Spears really live in a trailer house?
2. Would Sandy really give a flying effe if Seth toked up once in his life? He was the legend at UC-Berkely.
3. How many weeks till Jimmy Cooper, crook-in-chief returns to wreak havoc on his family and the pocketbooks of the wealthy?
4. Was Kaitlyn's skirt in the shot of her and Marissa walking on the pier the shortest in OC history?
5. What actually did happen to Kaitlyn's pony? I mean, that pony was a big reason her parents got divorced.
DRIVIN' DOWN THE 101
The Bait Shop is back! But please see above for the Luke-Julie/Johnny-Kaitlyn reference. Thanks, thanks for reading.
IF YOU BELIEVE THEY PUT A MAN ON THE MOON...
...Seth will NOT smoke up
...Ryan will NOT leave Marissa over this Johnny/Kaitlyn, Marissa is jealous thinger.
...Julie and Neil will NOT get married.
Peace, time to Fest.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
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